Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Indian by heart


I am an Indian and these make me more . . .

*When the Shampoo bottle seems to be over, I pour some water in it, shake it, and use it for another bath.

*That for me a toothpaste isn't over until I've entirely flattened it out and started rolling it up from the back.

*That I buy broccoli and avocados for 300 Rupees, but still ask for some Dhaniya patta for free.

*That I don't just recycle gifts, I recycle the gift-wrapping paper too.

*Our home has fine bone china crockery which is used only when guests visit.

*That I worry about price of gold without any reason of buying it!

*That I will beat the crap out of my remote to make it work but not change the battery

*I get so disappointed if the pani puri guy doesn't give a free sukha puri in the end when I ask for one.

*That I won't have my breakfast and starve myself if I have been invited for a lunch buffet.

*That when my T-shirt gets old, I use it as night wear, when it gets older, I play holi in it & then I use it as a pochha.

*That I ask for extra oregano and chili flakes from the Dominos guy, so that I can use them later in Maggi.

*Elder brother/sister are preserved for younger siblings

*Even if we need to clean any surface we always ask for "ganda kapda"


- Anonymus
 

1 comment:

  1. true. have done all of these except the worrying about the price of gold!

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